by Bonus Track
Lyrics by Yes, no, maybe
(Verse 1)
No bow, no sword—she carries nothing at all, just an old spoon—and even that snaps in two. A hero like those in legends? No, she’ll never be that, but she has a great one-liner and an arrow in her knee.
[Chorus]
Yes, no, maybe—who knows what will happen, but Patsy keeps stumbling on, even though she often loses. With an arrow in her knee and a plan that never works, she is the heroine who somehow wins!
(Verse 2)
She never holds her tongue and leaps over every obstacle, showing her pride in the battle against chaos. She fails at doors, loses every argument, but Patsy keeps at it—always ready with gallows humor.
[Chorus]
Yes, no, maybe—who knows what will happen, but Patsy keeps stumbling on, even though she often loses. With an arrow in her knee and a plan that never works, she is the heroine who somehow wins!
(Verse 3)
Whether it’s skeletons or foes, she mostly runs away; her courage amounts to nothing—and that already bothers her. One step forward, two steps back—that’s her style, but with Patsy, it’s never boring, and that is her goal!
[Chorus]
Yes, no, maybe—who knows what will happen, but Patsy keeps stumbling on, even though she often loses. With an arrow in her knee and a plan that never works, she is the heroine who somehow wins!
(Outro)
That’s how Patsy roams the world, in her very own way—her deeds, plemplem, and the journey is never quiet. An adventure full of chaos, and even when things go awry, Patsy Wackelwitz is the one who always gets back up
